Thursday, February 5, 2009

喷蚊油

我家刚刚 被 喷 蚊 油~~~~~ x_x

真是 超级 超级 超级 臭到................. 没 得 顶 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -_-

从家里望到外都 看不见 什么...

只是看到 白蒙蒙 的烟~~

真是愧那些喷蚊油的人 还 活 着 ! XD

虽然我是不该把门和窗口都给关上的...

但若让那些烟进来我家...

弄到整个家油油...

而且是 抹都会 抹死人 那种 ! >.<

那我岂不是 自 己 拿 来 衰 ???????? =_=

我才 不 干 呢 !!!! XP

不过也因为每个人 都有这样的思想...

所以蚊子蚊症是 永远 灭 不 到 ... XD

还有就是...

政府做事 实在 实在 实在 太 差 太 慢 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -_-

我家对面的邻居去年年尾中蚊症...

而我就今年年头 中 " 头奖 " 了... T_T

这事情已经 相隔了一个月多~

他们 现 在 这 个 时 候 才 出 现 !

好不好意思 ? =.=

那些带有骨痛热症的蚊子都 已经飞走了 咯~~~~~

你们政府 真是的 !!!

做什么事情都是 慢吞吞 的...

难道 快一点 不行吗 ???? -_-

慢到要死不活
这样...

好心你们 检讨检讨 一下啦 ! XP

没本事就 下台不干 啦...

死皮赖脸 不 走 !!!! =/

有本事 的人 去做嘛...

一直 霸着位子 不肯放手...

你们 真是 不 要 脸 啊 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




刚刚开始喷蚊油...

喷到我邻居家了... 可看得出外面好蒙啊...

正在我家外面喷蚊油... 我猜这次的毒量蛮重呢... 臭味都嗅到...

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

鸡蛋失败了

哇哇哇哇哇 ?

什 么 ??????? o_o

这是 怎么一回事 ??? O_O??

实在是 不可能 不可能 不 可 能 的 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >.<

我花了 半 小 时 试鸡蛋~~~

竟然 竟然 竟 然 这 样 对 我 ?????????? T_T

只给了我两个 " 失 败 " 这样的字 ????

未免绝了吧...

死鸡蛋 ! 你这是什么意思啊 ?? -_-

为什么 为什么 就是我啊 ?????

别人偏偏做得到...

只 有 我 刘某某 偏 偏 办 不 到 !!!!!!!!!!! >.<

到底是怎么了 ????

去年已经试了 失败...

今年又来 失 败 !!!! =_="

实在是大大的 不 公 平 啦 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

鸡蛋啊~ 鸡蛋啊~~~

我到底得罪了你什么啊 ?? =.=

你居然连续两年都给我 " 失败 " 这两个字 !!!!! -_-"

是风水不好吗 ??

那下次就换换地方试试看 !

总有一天是 必 定 行 得 通 的 !!!!!!

我就 不信不能 !!!

因为 天下无难事 只怕有心人 啊~~~~~




我朋友的

呵呵呵~ 鸡蛋的厉害... 你看见了没 ?

哇~ 你看你看... 好多粒鸡蛋呢... 是不是很神奇啊 ?

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

立春的神奇

呵呵呵...

立春 来 临 了 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^

而我又有机会 蛋 站 起 来 了~~~~~~ XD

是不是很神奇啊 ????

我告诉你啦...

这简直是 超级 超级 超级 超级 神 奇 啦 ! XP

绝对 绝对 绝对 不 会 是 !

但信不信由你啦...

若你也想试试看...

就在 明天 也就是 等一下...

凌晨 十二点五十二分 (初十)...

慢慢地 把鸡蛋放在平面地上...

然后 观察看看 到底会不会站呢 ?

一定要 抓 紧 时 间 !

因为只有 一年 一次 !!!!!!!!!

过了这个时机就要等一年长了... =/

所以 加油加油 咯...

这次我 非成功不可 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

等着我的消息吧...

让你 瞧瞧看 鸡 蛋 的 厉 害 !!! XD

Sunday, February 1, 2009

一个字 " 闷 "

哇哇哇哇 ~~~~~~

我真的是真的真的真的真的真的真的真的 不 顺 了 啦 !!!!!!!!!!!!!

一个月过了又过..
是有一个多月呢 !是 一 个 多 月 啊 ! @_@

开 玩 笑 !!! 那么长的时间.. 简直是 要我的命啦~~~

那么空闲无聊干嘛 ????? =.=

在家又没有事情做啦.. 只是 吃 喝 玩 乐 ~ 简直就是 摇脚王 啦...

但又懒惰去找工作做.. 以前说过要做要做.. 最后还是失言泡汤了.. T_T

真的是懒到.......... 没 得 顶 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >.<

又不做工.. 天天在家看电视听歌玩电脑睡觉都 闲了..

若在不出街走走喝茶.. 在家无所事事.. 真的是要发呆 发臭 发霉 了~ 连我自己本身都 BEH TAHAN 了啦.. =.="

只能用 三个字 形容我的现在生活.............. 无 聊~~~~~~! -_-

突然间...

突然间~

我想用 华语 写了.. =.=

不想再用什么英语国语了..

因为那些字实在是 太 长 了 !!!!!!!!!! -_-

别人看到都不想再读下去了..

华语呢.. 就可以用 最少 的空位来表达..

而且我的思想全都是 以华语为主 的..

写华语呢.. 可以让我完完全全地写出我的思想..

不用特地去想到底是什么字..

所以我在此道歉..

对不起......

因为我的任性.. 而害到某些人不能读..

除了对不起.. 我也不知要说什么了..

真的是 对不起................. >.<

Friday, January 30, 2009

I'm So...

in da mornin... i went to metro point wit swit ching n huey shin... old town for lunch... n music box for 2 hours k time lol... then i cabut edi... hahaa...

i drov to carolyn's house... 1st time i driv alone leh... to highway lolx... i 大概大概 know how to masuk her taman... BUT turned to da wrong road LMAO... n luckily i stil remember a bit la... n found da right jalan right number right house lol...

at 1st hor... i tot her dog very GARANG la... cox last time i came to put somethin into her letter box also kena BARKED... BUT when i walked into da house... da terrier doggie DAMN cute la... hahaha... i luv to play wit it lololol...

i also noticed her house is CROWDED... OMG aaaa... her sis's frens... her relatives... her convent frens... waaaa seh~~~ soooo MANY ppl la... n i felt DAMN pai seh la... cox i never been to a house wit sooo many strangers inside la... i really pai seh 到.......... haiz~

carolyn intro me "this is lian ee... mei fen..." errrr ong mei fen... she looked very very diff leh... cox i din see her since standard 4 lololol... if u go out gai gai... u won't notice that she is ong mei fen lolx... really really 不同... 样子完全变了... i din really talk to them... cox very very pai seh la...

then i jus followed carolyn upstairs... BUT i din go into her room... cox i saw MANY of her convent frens... i dun dare to go in la... altho ong mei fen i tahu siapa... BUT soooo long din see edi wor... i also got nothin to chat leh... n others i DUNNO them also... seen before BUT dunno them at all... so i din masuk her room... jus outside her room readin piano books + lookin at her plkn pics + playin her pc solitaire game lolx...

she asked me a few times to masuk... n even pulled my hand lolololx... she said "进来啦... 怕什么? 他们不会吃掉你的... 进来跟他们 say HI 啦..." but i rejected her... cox i saw about 5 ppl in her room leh... all i tak tau de... i see also wanna pengsan liao... very very pai seh la... never felt soooo pai seh in my life LOL... cox if got chat before in msn maybe not sooo pai seh la... BUT never chat before worr... of cox DAMN pai seh lo... but i felt sorry for her leh... cox her sis scolded her for leavin me outside da room lol... pai seh pai seh sorry aaa...

afta 1 hour ++... 80% of her frens balik edi... left 1 in her room... so i went into da room... cox only 1 fren ma... NOT sooo pai seh la... but i also din talk to her fren lol... then later her fren also left edi... n i started cakap cakap wit her... then later i also balik rumah le...

thx for da angpau + food...



tomoro u balik port dickson for plkn... all da best again~ n hope to see u soon... n MOST important thing is... nex time it's JUS u n me nia... no others... cox very very pai seh la... take care~ buh bye~~~!

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

I'm Back

tadaima~~~ i'm HOME~~~!!!

ahhh i miss my bloggie n friendster a lot... altho 4 days without pc... BUT this time balik kampung not bad at all lololol... angpau 大丰收噢... jajaja... i met nunu's best fren yoru aka susan... + got nice nice food to makan leh... hahaa 不错对吧?

除夕 :
balik yong peng > ayer keroh jejantas > tea break A&W floats > lunch 品福 hockchew food > zai fatt hotel > grandpa's house > dinner 团圆饭 > balik hotel sleep > temple 烧香拜拜 > 看烟花 > balik hotel watch 8tv 迟播放的 beijing 新年庆祝

初一 :
breakfast vegetarian mee + curry 汁 > grandpa's house > uncle liang n family came > vegetarian lunch > visit uncle wong > 四姑家 > vegetarian dinner > 叔公家 > balik hotel > supper maggie mee cup > sleep

初二 :
breakfast vegetarian mee + curry 汁 > 二姑家 > balik kluang > lunch 大姨家 > visit mum's old frens > kluang mall > dinner 大姨家 > 三姨家 > 大舅家 > mum's gatherin > balik 大姨家 sleep

初三 :
breakfast 干捞云吞面 > visit mum's tzu chi fren > 大姨家 bathe > lunch starz restaurant > balik yong peng > 六姑 came > met susan > balik rumah

重要事件~
初一是破日 aka 日环食 aka eclipse... happens every 17 years... sun + moon + earth movin in da same line... u can see da moon appear at 4.30pm til 7.00pm... but u cannot use ur eyes to see it... cox it wil damage ur eyes... u must use specially designed solar filters... 听好这是个不宜接财神的日子... 也就是不好的日子... altho it's very rare... BUT very "choi dai goh lai si" la... 1st day chinese new year then like this? wth... very unlucky la...

i MET susan!!! OMG nunu's best fren... i can't believ da world is soooo SMALL sia... her mum's kampung is YONG PENG~~~!!! waaaaa... from penang to johor lololol... it's my 1st time meetin her... n it's kinda diff... cox i chat MORE wit nunu ma... when i saw her hor... i'm SOOOO damn SHY la... dunno wat to say... kept sayin "o... ya a... erm... err..." + smilin smilin + turnin my head away to look at my bro lololol... but afta some time... can talk more edi... cox i NEED to warm up laaa... for those i never met before... i need quite long time to warm up... i'm those 被动 type de... u talk to me then i'll talk to u lolol... u say 1 time i reply 1 time LOL... we also took some pics together... cox she's from penang... cannot meet her sesuka hati de... so MUS take pic before we balik... 留恋咯... n THX for da choco cookies + teddy... SORRY i din giv u any present... but jus a moo moo card lololol... pspsps... nex time i'll giv... promise~

介绍介绍~
yong peng is FAMOUS for hockchew food... n 品福 is da BEST... it's jus beside MAXIS... u mus TRY hockchew mee + hockchew egg soup... 100% guarantee ho chak...

if u like fireworks... then YONG PENG is da BEST for u... check it out durin chinese new year... 除夕 night... 12am u can see fireworks non-stop lololol... BIG ones + 孔明灯 available too...

kluang mall OPEN edi... not very big... jus 2 floors nia... BUT very HIGH CLASS... big cinema~ laksa shack~ sushi king~ secret recipe~ pizza hut~ kfc~ pacific hyper market~ sox world~ big apple donus & coffee~ p.d.i.~ OMG walao... damn HIGH CLASS la... da BEST in kluang lol... MUS check it out...

好笑事件~
tv indian fella said "eclipse is not a good day... children shud stay at home... parents shud stay at home... all shudn go out... dun drink dun eat from 4.30pm til 7.00pm..." LMAO...

四姑家拜年...
me : daddy... this 姑姑 is which 姑姑? wat number? 是第几个?
dad : errr... number 3... yah number 3...
me : u sure a? number 3? no wrong hor?
dad : yah im sure...
me : 三姑~
dad : eh... 你是第三对吗?
姑姑: 不是啦... 我是第四啦... *all laughin*
dad : eh? 你不是第三 meh?
姑姑: 不是啦... xx 是第三... 我是第四...

hmmm enough said... i'll cut da crap... n let da pics do da talkin~



1st day aka 除夕

drivin back from kajang to johor... 3 hours journey...

nothin to do... so makan ikan keropok in da car...

sleepy n boring journey... + snorin LOL...

can u see his saliva? lololol mus be sleepin very "sweet"... or dreamin somethin lol...

ayer keroh jejantas... famous for its clean + "no need queuein" toilets? lololol...

100% famous la... even da toilets also sooo many lololol... few rows de leh...
dun play play LOL...

saw this cat at ayer keroh jejantas... it's kinda diff from others...
cox its fur seems special... but cute rite? hahaa...

da leopard n cat... do they look alike? hahah got a bit rite? if they're
jus beside each other... u might not notice da REAL cat lololol...

A&W restaurant... root beer floats lol... yum yum~

FRIED onion rings!!! wakakak... damn nice lol...

yong peng famous for HOCKCHEW FOOD... MUS try or u'll regret 100%...
n 品福's hockchew food is da BEST lol...

errr i dunno call wat... peanuts? lol but a bit diff... cox this is soft soft de...
but not bad also... can makan lol...

hockchew mee 福州面!!! 100% ho chak~~~

hockchew egg soup 福州蛋花汤!!! DAMN yummy~ tambah vinegar LAGI nice!!!

oh yah... i saw this 财神爷 at da counter table lol... n he looks
soooo damn HAM SUP rite??? ham sup 财神爷~ ahahaha...

zai fatt hotel... ok ok only la... boleh tinggal lol... n we're stayin here for 2 days...
cox grandpa's house no space edi... all balik stay ther lol...

queen bed + single bed combine lol... for 4 ppl to sleep~

da bathroom hor... i think da hook shudn be ther... da clothes
might accidentally fall into da WC lololololol!!!

my grandpa's house... aka dad's kampung... quite big hor?
actually all da houses r big big de lol...

da livin hall... + makan hall lololol... u wanna makan or buang kecil besar
or cook or sleep or watch tv or runnin around ALSO CAN!!!

ermm... da 拜祖先 stuff...

我的大叔的孩子的孩子... ah tiong's son... cute hor?

by lookin at this pic... u can know how boring it is in grandpa's house lol...

few mins before 12am... we came here to 上香拜拜...

yong peng is also famous for chinese new year fireworks lol... at 12am... u can see plenty of fireworks comin from diff areas... north south east west lol... some r quite BIG also... like a "BOMB" sound lol... n they jus keep puttin da fireworks macam no need money de...


















too many fireworks... until da air is polluted LOL... can see bo? grey colour sky lol...

u can see 孔明灯 in da sky too lol... wonder who's da "lucky" person...
cox it wil drop when ther's no fire + oxygen edi lolx...

u see da town jalan also like got "mist" lololol... cox of da fireworks thingie...


2nd day aka 初一

my 2009 chinese new year t-shirt lol...

vegetarian restaurant... as for breakfast... mee + curry 汁 + siu ngor... quite nice lol...

errrr... yong peng is also "famous" for flies lolx... can u see da black dots? those r da flies lol...

even da newspaper also very "attractive" leh... flies also got... lmao...

i din know that KFC got securiforce? LMAO... for wat? securiforce 专门 secure da fresh chickens to kfc??? LOLOLOL!!!

da "kung fu" bro lololol...

too boring edi... so i 自拍 for fun lol...

sleepin bro + snorin lololol... mus be very tired...

a pic before i sleep...


3rd day aka 初二

二姑的狗狗... damn cute rite? blackie fur + blackie eyes = cannot see...

this is kluang mall... jus buka nia...

chinese new year deco... not bad huh?

once in a year gatherin... mum's kluang frens...

1st generation...

2nd generation...


last day aka 初三

pig or cow? lol cox if u remov da horns + nose... it's a PIG lololol...

da sun damn hot leh... until da car window can use it to take pic lololol...

表姐在 kluang 补摆喜酒... 之前已经在 taiwan 结了婚...

mini 柜台...

total 15 tables... but too crowded edi rite? not enough space to walk around lol...

my lunchie table~~~

kluang's style lololol... coca cola in chinese word...

表哥 ah fei 的女儿... 千万不要觉得那小妹妹很可爱噢... 她蛮有个性的...
没心情就不睬你的咯... 而且超级会讲话的咧... 如 "我爸爸帅... 我妈妈美... 我可爱..."
LMAO... 还有就是很凶呢... 很容易发脾气... 就连公公婆婆都好像听她的话...
要什么就有什么... 穿名牌的呢... 别开玩笑...

lookie lookie... da baby is a boy or gal? hahaha... looks like boy rite? BUT is a GAL...
这个也不好欺负的呢... 若姐姐欺负她... 她会举起手好像要打她呢...

新娘新郎向长辈们敬茶... 有红包收呢...

五福临门... 中间是冷的.. 不错吧... 蛮好吃的...

shark fin soup... yum yum~~~

清蒸白鲳鱼... 也不错啦...

香喷喷的奶油虾... 蛋丝好好吃噢...

枇杷鸭... 那烧鸭超级好吃呢...

正确方法 = 馒头 + 酱 + 烧鸭...

西兰花炒带子... scallop + broccoli...

唯一浪费很多的就是荷叶饭...

jelly? altho colourful... but 100% NOT NICE... da taste is so WEIRD...

表姐和表姐夫...

未结婚的亲戚...

my cousin jasmine... maggie's little sis...

my cousin wei ping...

我的小阿姨...

me n my bro... jajaja 我捏他的脸... 但他也蛮配合一下噢...

nunu's best fren... yoru aka susan...

me n susan~~~

me n susan~~~

ayer keroh jejantas... on da way back home...

as for dinner... i ate curry mee... they ate nasi lemak...